Quite an important question?

I came into school today wearing a tight, pink, mesh tanktop and silver, glittered short shorts. To top of my FABULOUS outfit, I wore blue sparkly eyeliner. Then, kids started saying I looked gay. Excuse me? I put down my grande-sized half-caf low sugar mocha choco decaf capfrappucino, paused my bright pink iPod nano and put the rumors to an end. I grabbed the closest girl I could find and kissed her. I threw up. All over my new rainbow converse all-stars with pink polka dot laces. I have to go to a Maddona concert tonight. This is ridiculous. Am I gay?